Knickers at night pervert

[BottleBeach]

Please stop this one before anyone else feeds his wank bank?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3082212-To-ask-if-you-wear-knickers-to-bed

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OFFS it was a genuine question!

I don't wear knickers to bed, my mother told me not to.

I commented on it and reported it. @OP why does your username sound like pedophile?

Pardon?

Pandapenguin, perhaps you meant to direct that to Pandoraphile?

@bottlebeach sorry, not you OP. I meant the OP who started the thread. Sorry: just sick of the weird threads like the knickers one on here lately. Turns my stomach.

@bottlebeach cross post yes that's what i meant sorry :-(

Omg I'm so mortified. It was a genuine post. My username is a song title that I like that's all. I'm a (currently very embarrassed) 40 year old straight woman!

Pandoraphile, what makes you so confident it’s genuine, and what makes you think anyone on this thread cares what you wear to bed?

Panda are you talking to Pandora or to Bottle?

Because being a pandora-phile is nothing like being a paedophile (can't believe I'm having to explain this).

@pandoraphile so now you're bad and you're boojee ok. I don't believe your thread was genuine. Bye!

No worries Panda- for a moment there I was looking for hidden meanings in my name I had overlooked!

Im not pandoraphile!

Pandoraphile and Badandboujee- ok, sure, whatever.

@pandoraphile and @badandboujee oh im sorry, should i address you as 'knickers at night pervert'? Because that was your thread. I know exactly what you are.

My original thread was deleted, does this mean my account gets suspended? Can I contact the support team to make my case? This is bloody typical, I get myself in trouble without even trying.

To be fair I can see reading it cold why people thought what they thought.

Your threads been deleted you haven't been banned. They're very different things 😊

Thank you ANightWatcher

Panda you're being ridiculous.

Thanks, I'm new to this so I'm not 100% on how it works. I'm never starting a thread again! I've just realised if I comment on any other threads I'll be known as the knickers pervert. Can't even figure out how to do the embarrassed emoji I'm so flustered now!

You have now entered The Twilight Zone

@badandboujee but could you not change your username, like you did 5 minutes ago? I know you're new and flussstered but you knew how to do that already so i'm sure you'll be fine. Good luck with the knicker questions in future

Actually quite funny really

Panda, I have one username. I'm not posting as anyone else. This was a genuine (non pervy) fuckup.