My manger is being Very unreasonable.

[Toddlerteaplease]

Apparently a cat on your knee, is not an acceptable reason for being late for work. And she has a cat herself. She's actually lovely. (Apart from this!)

Oh dear, have you never heard the saying that no-one can serve two masters?

You need to explain to your feline manager that the human one may affect your ability to supply dreamies etc.

Errol has a valid point there 🤣

You are The Chosen One. What sort of boss doesn't get that?

Your boss is stupid. As is my husband who has refused my requests to be a stay at home cat mum. The audacity!

Does she realise he’s only just moved in and this was a huge deal/beautiful moment that couldn’t possibly be interrupted? What on earth is wrong with her?
Probably overly focussed on saving lives or something.

@learieonthewildmoor apparently nothing is an excuse. And because he yet all know, I walk to work. I can't blame being late on the traffic. I've never been late on 20 years. I think I should be let off occasionally. 🤣🤣

Her reaction when I weighed a baby And I said oo he weighs the same as my cat, was hilarious.

I'm a few months short of retirement, and colleagues have taken to asking what plans I have when no longer wasting valuable hours at work. Silly question! I have cats!

Meanwhile, I may or may not have been a little bit late for work on occasions when one of them does a particularly heinous poo just as I'm leaving. No good using it as an excuse though. My supervisor's cat goes outside so it's all my fault for even having a tray.