Does my cat think he's my DH

[anythinginapinch]

My boy behaves like a tupicallly bad DH.

He pesters to know what's for dinner (felix, again) and then when I serve up, he's gotta just have a quick pee.
If my DM is over he scowls at her for a while before decidinf to use the tray for a massive crap - and then spends bloody hours scraping and scratching until the noise drives us to distraction.

If I'm in my neighbours garden having a nice chat, he sits at the gate and a yells at me that I'm to come home at once, that I said I'd just pop there for five minutes and look at the damn time now !

He makes sure I'm in bed then goes downstairs and I swear to god he starts gaming with his mates.

That is hilarious!!!
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@anythinginapinch I hate to tell you this but he's probably having an affair with Margaret from down the street at number 15 and Susan from the next street over.
Susan gives him Sheba.....

I hate to tell HIM this, but whenever I meet this gorgeous guy who lives down my street, he and I very much enjoy a full-on belly-rubbing, eye blinking, chirruping and oh so satisfying ten minutes together.

He was at mine last night. I swear I didn’t feed him….anything but Dreamies. Anyway, he slipped out the window around 4ish.

LTB

My boy shouts at me until I go to bed and cuddle him, sometimes as early as 5pm.

I think where you're going wrong is not treating him like the sacred being he is. You should be worshipping him 24/7 and if he deigns to treat you to some affection, you MUST give your full adoration and attention until he has had enough. YABVVVU.

Eh, nope you are the help! Honestly you just can't get the staff these days.

Susan gives him Sheba 😂 haha

Brill 😂

You traitor 🤣

Mine won't bloody leave me alone. He licks and paws me and demands stroking and petting.

Definitely gives me the creeps.

LTC!

I got home from work last night at just after 6pm and boy was He annoyed with me. All I got for ages was lots of moaning about how I'd left him alone all day and there was no dinner ready yet.

He sulked on the windowsill for ages then eventually came over for a cuddle but just complained I didn't have the blanket on my lap and it wasn't comfortable. So he sat on the floor and glared at me.

Love The Bastidge.