Grim things your cat has done today..

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I'll start 🤮

Came downstairs this morning and stepped on something hard and crusty. It was a poo nugget covered in hair that had clearly got stuck in my cats arse!

There was worse to come, in order to remove the poo nugget she had wiped her arse all over my white tiled floor in big long lines. There were smears of cat poo all over my freshly steam cleaned floor. So at 8am I had to do it all again, truly grim! 😂

I'm sure there's worse out there!

Drooling/ sneezing on my face!

Waking up to find my cat sitting on my chest, licking his furry bum and his bits about 6 inches from my face.

There’s a headless pigeon in my garden and it’s obviously been dragged some distance judging by the dirty feathers.

I feel lucky that one cat just decided that the contents of the cat litter tray only
needed to be emptied across the bathroom floor.
Lucky, because I had just emptied the used litter tray, so at least it was fresh, clean litter.

A rat and a magpie dead on my back doorstep. She was so proud but we just found it so grim😱bless her!

Leaving little pooey butt prints on my windowsill - fifteen minutes after I'd cleaned the last lot off 😭

Swept up half a mouse 🤢 as usual the gall-bladder had been neatly dissected and set aside HOW DO THEY DO THAT WITHOUT OPPOSABLE THUMBS? Then had to mop blood off the floor.

Peed in the laundry. Luckily just on some cloths I had used to clean the shower.
Stole some new cat toys out of my bag.
Yesterday someone had thrown up on the windowsill.
Usual stuff.

Done a massive sh#t by the front door on one of our Christmas cards

Peed on my pillow

Tried to curl up next to my face without tucking in her tail.

Wiped his eye bogeys all over my face 🙄

I feel your pain OP - I've had artwork on my floorboards at 11pm before and had to mop before I could go to bed.

The bulimic one threw up all over the new living rug as per usual. It’s only a few weeks old and looks manky all ready thanks to him.

I also didn’t put on the light and stood in the vomit. Why do I never learn!!

When I saw there thread title I thought ooh I have a good one, only to read my cat has done the same as yours today. Dragged her arse over the floor, stairs and landing to try and remove a cleg 🤣

Got locked in the kitchen ( her own doing) so pooed on a cloth. On the table. And covered it so I didn't notice until dinner time.

Not today but I got up early to go away last week and stood in cat vomit on my new carpet.

It’s like she knew we were going to leave her (at home with our ds whom she adores) and got her revenge in early😼

We often get poo nuggets deposited around the house, the downside of her long bum floof. The day DH came out of hospital after emergency surgery, she did the arse wiping thing on our bedroom carpet. That was grim too!

Stood on my desk doing that hair ball coughing thing during an important work Zoom call.