Oh the horror! Impending starvation!🙀

[Catsmere]

Just look at this empty plate! Poor Phoebe has no food!

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I've had some champion farters ... Mamie (RIP) used to squirt. I suspect now it was anal glands in her case. Only did it when she was happy. Purrs, drools and blarts so bad I'd have to wash my clothes and hair. Daisy does the occasional fart but she's not in Mamie's league, thank goodness!

We get accused of serving THE WRONG FOOD according to Toasty Boy Cat and Toasty Girl Cat. They give us the evils or get a kitty takeaway (usually a rodent).
It's the same fecking food that they were eating yesterday!

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I would if Madame was allowed to eat anything but her prescription food! (Also stupidly expensive ... Royal Canin, 'nuff said.)

Truth! We are ALL neglecting them shamefully. Someone Should Do Something About It!

We had a huge crisis here earlier on. I'd ordered more dried food, but Amazon kindly informed me that they were not going to deliver today as promised. This left me in a awkward situation as I was relying on the delivery, so hence I rushed to the local shop for supplies as my prince couldn't possibly manage with just sachets.....
Cat tax paid. You can all see how terribly thin and neglected he is - and if you heard him when coming into the house you'd believe he was being forcibly kept out (FYI he's a stray that DC1 took in, in a terrible condition, un-neutered and very beaten up from fighting). I'm very clearly an irresponsible owner....

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My boy suggests you question your Vet closely .

Our Vet says MaleCat is "heavy" , MaleCat hears "lovely" as Vet is forrin so obviously getting those two words mixed up.

And Vet may have spent 5-6 years studying but MaleCat has spent 5 years Being A Cat so reckons he holds the qualification aces . Though he cannot hold a pen.

Oh! Look at that poor suffering boy! He can't even bear to look at the world. It's all too much.

SHE IS SAVED!

We just took delivery of 7kg of Crave cat biscuits .
Do I win a prize of some sort?

<Bragging/Not Bragging>

Probably, my usual shipment of Royal Canin Anallergenic kibble is a 4kg bag!

Let her eat without Boris Johnson creeping up on her left side...

We all know black cats don't photo well. so he CBA unravelling himself .

He'd like it known he isn't porky , his identical siser is curled up next to him so it's two cats, with no visible joins .

Except it isn't

If cats had opposable thumbs, then we’d really be in trouble.

Bwahahaha! 😂

Could be worse, could be Trump ...

Apparently Ginger Cats have One Brain Cell Between Them All but did you know Black Cats have Brains The Size Of A Planet ? Each !

It's like the order goes
Einstein
Sir Dr Brian May Out of Queen
Black Cats
Mensa Geniuses

Remember the Cravendale Thumbcats ads? I loved them (and only saw them on YouTube, Cravendale isn't in Oz).

I do remember the Cravendale ads.

@70isaLimitNotaTarget

Unfortunately your hierarchy is all wrong.

Tortoiseshell Cats
Einstein
Sir Dr Brian May Out of Queen
Black Cats
Mensa Geniuses
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Siamese Cats

Cat tax attached.

OK , I;ll give you tortoisehells as No1 , our old girl was a tortie

@770isaLimitNotaTarget did you miss basic feline anatomy at school?
Cats have a small pocket between their front legs. They keep a small mirror there so they can look in it to keep an eye on you while their back is turned.
Everyone knows that.

Ahhh MaleCat keeps his between his back legs , I thought he was just washing his meat'n;2 veg and feigning surprise when he sees there's bits missing . But that's him checking his mirror and putting it back .

@770isaLimitNotaTarget , I have only had laydees so you're probably right.

Judging by one of mine, I have a suspicion that being part tortoiseshell and part black cancels the brain cells out entirely.

Grey tabby girls are top of the brain scale for me - both mine were ultra smart and ran rings around the tuxies we had at the same time!