Took MrCat to the vet for his jabs today. He pooed in the carrier. The vet cleaned him up a bit, but MrCat won't let me clean up the rest. It's a two person job, one to hold him for more than a few seconds and one to clean him very very quickly. He's got poo on his tail and all over the back of one leg (the bit that touches the ground when he is sitting). He also went out in the rain when we got back, and sat in the mud, making the backs of both his legs muddy.
He's in the kitchen (with food, catflap and human company) until he's a bit more sanitary, but what he really wants is to come upstairs and lie on my white bedspread. What do I do? How do I clean him?