We had a plumber in today. He left an access hatch to the hot water tank open and unattended for a few minutes. In that time, LancreWowCat managed to get his head very firmly wedged between the pipework. DH was alerted by the horrid noises LWC was making.
DH and the plumber attempted to dislodge him. DH has numerous wounds on his hands to show for his trouble. LWC then emptied his bladder all over the plumber. The plumber's mate arrived, and between the three of them, they managed to push the pipes apart enough to release him. LWC retreated at speed to behind the sofa, where he remained for a good couple of hours.
He seems fine now - has accepted fuss and dreamies, and doesn't seem to have any painful spots around his skull and neck, so seems to have escaped with all but his dignity intact.
If I sound blase about it - I'm really not. He gave us a terrible fright, he was clearly absolutely terrified, and he's a very special little boy for a variety of reasons. I'm so relieved he is OK, but dear lord, he is an idiot!