I’m incatpussitated.

[Soubriquet]

I’ve been needing a wee for the last two hours but I can’t move cos the cat is comfy .

She will move soon won’t she?

She’s now twitching in her sleep. Wonder what she’s dreaming about.

Still need a wee

😁 She's wondering how long she can prevent you getting up for the loo! She's only pretending to be asleep. You know that, don't you?!😂

She does open her eyes if I move and gives me a “how dare you move” glare.

Well stop that right now! You’re lucky you’re being permitted to breathe!! Just don’t cough!

@Soubriquet Has Her Majesty allowed you to escape yet? You'll have to tell the family that someone else will have to cook tea tonight as you've been cat-trapped. Sadly that wouldn't work for me as I live alone!😁

Still not moved no. I am very aware of my bladder right now

I frequently text DH to say I'm incapussitated (often with pic attached) and please would he go to the kitchen and rattle the Dreamies. Pretty reliable, though it can involve claws upon takeoff.

Your cat won't thank you if she finds herself in a damp spot, you know.

this is our tactic! I thought we were the only mad ones 😂

Ooh I love that! We've only managed to come up with the term "catted" in our house which excuses you from having to get up to do anything.

I’m gonna have to betray the cat world soon and move her.

Thing is, she’s not even ON me. I’m laid in bed and ive got my legs up in an A position.

She’s in the heat trap under my legs. Occasionally her claws get a bit too close for comfort. I’ve nearly had a clitoral hood piercing from her

That here too, as a verb - I've been catted, oh no he's not going anywhere, he's been catted...

I'm in a similar position with my dogs.
We rescued a puppy on Friday who hasn't had the best start and he's just come and cuddled up with me and our dog for the first time.
Don't have the heart to move them.

Awwww. I don’t think I could move them either.

This is how her majesty is right now. I’ve cropped out my knickers

My cat loves to snooze like that too, leads to various jokes about purring pussies

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@troppibambini6 so gorgeous!!

Blame MN failing to fix a bug for the atrocious formatting!!

It’s very lately of the last couple of weeks, become her favourite napping spot.

Only thing is, she becomes very demanding now.

If I’m laid in bed and she wants under, she will claw at my duvet until I lift it for her

She moooooooved. Finally.

@Soubriquet we call that a knee tent - v popular with our cats, especially if the tent is a heated throw!

And obviously you can't get up!!!!

Knee tent is a good one. We’ve just been calling it a heat trap. Cos it gets toasty warm down there

@Soubriquet She is a seriously gorgeous kitty. I can see how she made you her cat-slave. Oh well, she can't complain, you had to move eventually anyway...to get her food. 🐈🐱

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She probably thinks she's doing you a favour in that she's helping with your pelvic floor and bladder control. Also, times are hard at the moment, she has to get any warmth she can😂.

She gets fed at 3.30pm everyday and woe betide if you forget. Or rather if dd forgets. It’s her job.

And yes she does like her warmth.