My DCat owns me doesn't she?

[popcornfrenzy]

So come on kitty lovers - tell me I'm not the only one who would rather suffer a dead foot than shift my kitten when's she asleep. She's just over 6 months old...I've become a slave haven't I?

Extricating myself from the sofa when I need to get up without disturbing the cats has done wonders for my gymnastic skills!

Yes, no question yes. I will move seats so they get their cuddles where they feel like it at the time, including standing up behind the sofa for Girlcat.

When working, I get up half an hour earlier than I would need to just so Boycat gets his morning cuddle on the bed.

I go to bed at night when Girlcat tells me to.

I have turned down social events as they will make me too late for feeding them supper, and I only go away for a couple of nights at a time, only if completely unavoidable (e.g. hospital stay) and only when DSis can cat sit them, as Boycat would get distressed in a cattery. No holiday for 7 years now.

I even check through their vomit for hairballs, and look at their poo, for any signs of ill health

When I'm sat with the cat and my kids shout me i say you will have to wait until the cat moves 😆

The technical term for that is "incapussitated" 😆

Yes she does, as well as your Dnieghbours🤣

Its just the way felines behave as they own their owners.

fantastic! 😂

Oh yes, perfectly normal behavior!

Dcat kindly sleeps by DH’s legs which is awesome because I like to move a lot and it would drive me nuts.

She does however wake me up most days between 4-5 am for a fuss before she goes for a snack. It’s never DH she wakes, always me. Of course I oblige willingly like a good cat slave😻😻

Despite a king size bed, me and dh end up squashed in a third of it while our Doris stretches comfortably out, I become a contortionist if I need a wee so I don't disturb her 🙄

Not even a single pic!

Here she is - the mistress

Ah.. 😍