I've just poisoned my cat...

[Mabelface]

Well, you'd think so! In reality, I've just done his flea drops. He's gone out in a huge strop. Cat tax added.

Oh poor little beauty

Well, as well-it intentioned as you may be, prepare for a mouse corpse on your pillow tonight OP.

I'm happy to say that he gets shut downstairs at night to prevent that very thing. 🤣