What naughty thing has your cat done today?

[Plump82]

Today I took a pot of Bolognese out of the fridge and popped to the toilet. You know where this is going! Boy cat managed to knock the pot off the side. By the time I got back to the kitchen to investigate the noise he was happily eating some of it! There was tomato sauce everywhere! Up the walls, along the floor, under the freezer and fridge! He's lucky he's so cute!

walked in front of car when I was reversing. Non chalantly strolling while I shouted at him. Little turd.

Waking me up at 3am to present me with a dead pigeon...

Woke me at 5am by treading on my head, the he puked on my hair..!!!! Little shit..!!

Mine is so greedy that she grabs for the food bowl while you’re setting it down. This morning she succeeding in pulling it out of my hand so it smashed on the floor. There’s a lesson about patience there if she could only learn it.

Caught a bird 😔 and then crunched it's head off on my rug. Bloody thing.

Climbed up the dress I was wearing, scratching all my legs in the journey.

did a big poo under my bed on the clean linen. Luckily my 5 yo found it before the baby rolled further under the bed and found it first 😭😭. I’m assuming she got locked in the bedroom and had an emergency so she gets a bit of a pass. Husband on the other hand can’t explain why there’s clean bed linen thrown casually under the bed rather than put away …

Left me the bottom half of a bird and a lot of feathers....

Knocking onto the floor, and shattering, a very pretty china coaster that I bought in Morocco and that had survived for about 15 years up to this point. 🤬

I think this picture speaks for itself...

Caught ( yet another) frog and left it to bleed on the kitchen floor. 😥

I'm actually kind of impressed with his skills here! The best we've ever had is a medium sized rat!

Worked out how to escape from designated foster cat room over a seven foot piece of plywood. Hissed at the cats whose actual house it is and cowed them into submission despite the fact that they're twice her size.

@AllOfTheDwarves

Your cat is gorgeous you ought to contact dreamies and see if they need your lovely pet for their advert ❤️

Thank you :) she managed to find the packet and rip it open to eat the contents!! Luckily it was almost empty.

Opened the door the rascal

And ....
Jumped on my head during a work video call

Could not get her off

Sorry this is priceless !!!!

Every single night, the female sleeps wrapped around my head on my pillow and massages my head while the male gets under the covers and pounces in my toes if they dare move

One caught a magpie 😳. You’ve never heard a noise like it, I threw a stainless steel bowl at her to make her let it go, it flew into a nearby tree and nattered and complained loudly for 10 minutes. Same cat then threw up on rattan chair, lovely. Her sister bought me a mouse to my bedroom in the middle of the night and crunched it til it was gone bar the guts. And I love them to bits!

Comes to tell me it's dinner time (third meal, too) and nips my calf lightly if I don't hurry. He is only a year. I'm going to need to train him out of that new habit.

@AllOfTheDwarves that’s fantastic!
obe of my three did a shit in the freshly cleaned utility rug. Minutes after the trays were cleaned.
one pushed the water fountain over . How I have no idea.
one of them tried to eat a drowsy bee.I intervened.

more work than my kids

Scuffled loudly with each other in the middle of the night in my bedroom; old cat later puked on floor & shat on a sheepskin rug.

I'm glad it's not just mine keep me on my toes just now. Girl cat at about 2am this morning decided to investigate the tiny gap between the wall and a set of drawers. My arms bare the brunt of the rescue mission!!

This!

Good job no one wanted any toast this morning...

@AllOfTheDwarves she's a real beauty!

I had to start locking dreamies away,; I buy the tubs and my cat can break into a unopened-still-sealed one!

Ate over 3/4 of one in one night before 😮