Forced to write off my whole day

[TackyJewellery]

I had a client meeting first thing, now clear for the rest of the day. Just got home and was about to change into my gym gear and go for a long run. Made the mistake of sitting on the sofa for five minutes. Now DCat has curled up on my lap and gone to sleep.

I guess I just won’t go for a run then??

Nope. You are incapussitated.

Well, if you're going to be so inconsiderate as to leave the house for a meeting, what more can you expect?

I’ll have to arrange for someone else to pick the kids up from school.

You are trapped i'm afraid, yesterday I also put on leggings planning to go for a long run but my dog for some reason thought I was going out in the car which is his favorite thing to do, he ran round the car doing leaps and spins and I didn't have the heart to disappoint him so I went for a drive instead of a run (an picked up takeaway for dinner)

And order a takeaway for their dinner if you can reach the phone.

Order take away and play lines from Home Alone to the deliver man..
Especially keep the change you filthy animal...

Intergalactic law states that once cat is comfy, they shall not be disturbed.

Just sat down myself for a quick coffee break and one of my cats has waited patiently and is now purring contently on my lap ,I haven't the heart to move her ( I love it really ).

Yes. It's not inpussable for you to do anything else at all with your day. Enjoy.

Hope you had a wee before you sat down

Tsk tsk. Poor planning, OP!

Love all the cats sabotaging exercise, this is why I go straight to the gym from work

Says she who made the mistake of sitting down for one minute when I got home and now can't move 🙄 Dcat1 does have a sweat fetish though 😳

@Toddlerteaplease
Love incapussitated !

@SpongeBobJudgeyPants
And inpussable !