According to dh

[Soubriquet]

Having the cat sleeping on you is not a valid reason to not move

I, and more importantly, toots disagrees

Your dh is insane

Sorry. Your DH is very wrong. And cruel.

There is literally nothing better than a warm furry purring hot water bottle

The rule also applies to small cuddly dogs.

He or she (usually she) with small cuddly dog on lap gets waited on.

It's obvious.

Ah! I have two of those too!

LTB. Why does your DH hate the cat op?!

He actually loves her even though he’s allergic to her. They have a strange bond. She chirrups at him and he does it back to her, and they sit there for ages just chirruping to each other. It’s funny as hell to watch

Its the law! If the cat sits then that's it for however long they deign to sit on you! It is honestly law, tell him to look it up.

Your catified perfect excuse not to move in our house

"Incapussitated".

@TheLongRider

"Incapussitated".

Love it

“Sorry dh I can’t come. I’m incapussitated”

Loki and I are in full agreement with you!!

LTB. He is so wrong!

Now he’s a handsome chap

He's my first cat and he completely owns me - we've only had him a couple of months

I've now been sat here for over an hour and his lordship shows no signs of moving 😂😂

He's not much of a cat owner if he hasn't sat there with a bladder full to bursting in order not to disturb the cat 🐱

In this house "Can't do it right now, I'm trapped under a cat" is a valid excuse. For anything.

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