Silent but deadly

[Dilbertian]

You lie here next to me, loved, adored and pampered. I've cuddled and groomed and scratched you to your heart's delight, and now you try to poison me with stinky farts? Why? What did I ever do to deserve this?

Wtf are you feeding him/her ? I have 3 that never drop wind

Usually Waitrose senior in jelly, and GoCat mixed with Lily's Kitchen (I'm transitioning him very slowly to grain-free dry food). But
Waitrose haven't had the senior cat own-brand pouches recently, so he's been getting a mixture of other makes - Tesco, Felix or Whiskas. I'm not sure what he had today.

Our old gorl did this when DH gave her some random mix -
chicken liver, chicken, bit of kidney

Made my eyes bleed and never again

Oddly enough she was never cuddly but she sat on the sofa arm to kill me (she lived to 17yo )