Help Cheddar plot her revenge.

[Toddlerteaplease]

My sister has been at it again. First time I've seen her in months. She was calling Cheddar lozenge face. Apart from
Covering her in cat hair, how else can she get her own back?!

Cheddar should share all your sisters drinks. Water, tea, coffee....they ate all fair game!!!

Both of mine showed my husband how much they love him yesterday by sharing.....

That's outrageous! How could she be so unkind to poor little Cheddar? By the way, Cheddar looks utterly adorable in your photo. Perhaps she's not a cat lover?

Cheddar needs to report this to the police non emergency number, 101

But Cheddar is lovely! How could anyone insult her? I am sure that on Mumsnet people have gone completely non contact for far less.

In true MN style, Cheddar should absolutely get all of her mice in a row and LTB. Definitely go NC and maybe cough up a hairball into a drink or 2 beforehand? :)

You lot are evil. Evil, I tell you.

And that's an excellent thing.

Excellent ideas. My sister (who is lovely btw) has a long history of insulting cheddar. She also calls her 'little pig' and 'shoulder pig' And tells everyone she's the ugliest cat in the world!
I was very happy that she got hair stuck to her nice cord dungarees.

She is a cat lover, she just thinks me and my parents are a bit too cat obsessed. t

I'm sure that Cheddar is too kind to actually wee in her boots?

Maybe Cheddar could learn how to write funny captions on pictures of your sister and post them on social media?

Yes. She's far to good natured for any naughtiness.

Good thinking Spartacus

Ollie suggests a good burp in her face after eating some stinky food

Ollie wins. It takes a cat to know how to do it :)

Ollie definitely wins... Nothing worse than a fishy cat burp in your face!

I think cheddar should love bomb her then refuse to leave home to live with her.

For the ultimate in horrible revenge, a carefully packaged poo through her letterbox.

(Awaits ban from The Litter Tray).

@QueenPaw that's a great idea. She's quite good at that. Or sneezing in my face. She's eerily similar to Ollie in terms of personality!

Cheddar did love bomb her. She was all over her. But then she love bombs everyone

@Toddlerteaplease

Cheddar did love bomb her. She was all over her. But then she love bombs everyone

The only thing to do is to get a new sister.

Bob suggests a nice soggy hairball, carefully placed in the toe of her shoe.

@AlfonsoTheTerrible that's a brilliant idea!

[quote Toddlerteaplease]@AlfonsoTheTerrible that's a brilliant idea! [/quote]
Hi Toddlerteaplease

I think Cheddar is such a great name for a cat, almost as good as mine for my little boy

But unlike you, I dare not disclose his name as I fear it would be outing. Are you not concerned yours is outing, especially as we have a cute picture of her as well?

Also I'm intrigued to know how you came to choose Cheddar as a name, are you particularly fond of cheese? We are partial to rather a lot of cheese in our household btw so I would understand.

I didn't choose the name. I adopted her age 6 from a rescue. It suits her personality so well. Even if it put me off eating cheddar cheese or mini cheddars for ages!

I'm not bothered about being outed, no!

@Toddlerteaplease

I'm not bothered about being outed, no!

What a lovely story! And clearly you absolutely adore her and she has a lot of personality. I wish I could say the same as you about not concerned re outing, but I can't!