Intruder!

[Toddlerteaplease]

Very pretty cat in the garden this morning. My girls were surprisingly silent. (The last intruder resulted in an £800 vets bill!)

The pretty cat is back. He's called Bruce and is wearing a tartan bow tie. Snorg is not happy.

A tartan bow tie? Spiffy!

He here is.

What a handsome face!

He’s obviously very interested in your two. In a purely platonic way, of course.

I need to go into the garden but don't want a repeat of the eye incident last year!

He looks like a cheeky young man!

He's got the most gorgeous, enormous round eyes.

Looks like Nutrigrain's cat with a new bow-tie to me :)

At least he made an effort with his attire 😀

I have sent Cheddar about as a peace envoy to meet with the lovely Bruce. I think the meeting went well. It looked very peaceful. They sat staring at each other from a distance. Snorg is sulking as she was kept under house arrest!

Those tails suggest wariness.

Snorg cannot meet Bruce because Snorg is betrothed to Harry.

They say looking at each quite peacefully. Harry has nothing to fear. I let Snorg out under close supervision and Bruce scarpered up the fence. I swear he looked back at Snorg and laughed at her, because he can't do that.