Cat chat thread the umpteenth - the Café is open all welcome

[TheLongRider]

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Maybe that’s why the owners of Primark are doing so well.

But the instructions rely on male toddlers pissing in corners to bring you wealth.

What about husbands? Please tell me husbands pissing in the drain outside brings you wealth 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

@YesItsMeIDontCare

But the instructions rely on male toddlers pissing in corners to bring you wealth.

What about husbands? Please tell me husbands pissing in the drain outside brings you wealth 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

And I thought my husband was a hooligan 😂

Although these days he complains bitterly if there’s no Lurpak or the extra virgin olive oil isn’t his favourite brand only sold at Waitrose 🤨

Found the smallest patch of sun

It’s got to be a small boy to attract the best chi. Sorry; I don’t make the rules for Mysteries of The Orient pyramid schemes.

Er...this is different!

Well, Good Evening!

Aww, Walter getting square eyes there for watching In The Night Garden at such close range!

He never takes an interest in the TV!

Good evening!

I was trying to show a book next to Ollie for size as he's so dinky
I got this

Ha ha he might be dinky, but his mouth is bigger than the Mersey tunnel.

Three out of five isn't bad. Nemo has really filled out in the

last few months.

Such a fabulous portrait. The best things are always in small boxes.

Marian Keyes would love that pic.

Maybe not the implicit review...

I can virtually see the contents of Ollie's stomach there! Had it not been for him having no teeth, he could star in posters for dentists, with a speech bubble saying, "Kids, this is what it means to open wide."
Nemo and his siblings look fascinated by something in the garden, TheLongRider.

It's so tiring being a little black toothless cat
He's currently horrified because there is a cat across the road that isn't paws

"Had it not been for him having no teeth, he could star in posters for dentists"

This made me laugh so much!

He's very insulted and would like to remind everyone he has ONE tooth thank you very much
Maybe a "this is what will happen if you eat too much custard"

We love you really, Ollie. You are a one toothed wonder!

@coastergirl first cat our family ever had loved Rainbow. We don't know a song about that though.

Who needs teeth when you’ve got the world at your feet? We love you darling Ollie.

Ollie has a new MA bush. It's across the road, and there is grass with a nice hedge boundary to spy on people. AND the broken for sale sign to sit on and keep his bum dry from the wet grass

Ollie's going to need a little pedestrian (cat) crossing outside your door. There's a homemade "Warning! Cat crossing" sign with a picture of a black cat on it a couple of miles from me. I'll try and get a photo next time I'm up there.