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Cat chat thread the umpteenth - the Café is open all welcome

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TheLongRider · 25/02/2021 17:31

Previous thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/the_litter_tray/4114520-cat-chat-thread-we-ve-lost-count

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Supersimkin2 · 06/04/2021 14:18

Maybe that’s why the owners of Primark are doing so well.

YesItsMeIDontCare · 06/04/2021 14:56

But the instructions rely on male toddlers pissing in corners to bring you wealth.

What about husbands? Please tell me husbands pissing in the drain outside brings you wealth 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

Fluffycloudland77 · 06/04/2021 15:48

@YesItsMeIDontCare

But the instructions rely on male toddlers pissing in corners to bring you wealth.

What about husbands? Please tell me husbands pissing in the drain outside brings you wealth 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

And I thought my husband was a hooligan 😂

Although these days he complains bitterly if there’s no Lurpak or the extra virgin olive oil isn’t his favourite brand only sold at Waitrose 🤨

QueenPaw · 06/04/2021 16:02

Found the smallest patch of sun

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Supersimkin2 · 06/04/2021 18:18

It’s got to be a small boy to attract the best chi. Sorry; I don’t make the rules for Mysteries of The Orient pyramid schemes.

coastergirl · 06/04/2021 18:48

Er...this is different!

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Supersimkin2 · 06/04/2021 20:05

Well, Good Evening!

Papergirl1968 · 06/04/2021 21:01

Aww, Walter getting square eyes there for watching In The Night Garden at such close range!

coastergirl · 06/04/2021 21:07

He never takes an interest in the TV!

Good evening!

QueenPaw · 07/04/2021 17:11

I was trying to show a book next to Ollie for size as he's so dinky
I got this

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Toddlerteaplease · 07/04/2021 17:33

Ha ha he might be dinky, but his mouth is bigger than the Mersey tunnel. Grin

TheLongRider · 07/04/2021 18:26

Three out of five isn't bad. Nemo has really filled out in the

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TheLongRider · 07/04/2021 18:26

last few months.

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Supersimkin2 · 07/04/2021 20:36

Such a fabulous portrait. The best things are always in small boxes.

Supersimkin2 · 07/04/2021 20:38

Marian Keyes would love that pic.

Supersimkin2 · 07/04/2021 20:40

Maybe not the implicit review...

Papergirl1968 · 08/04/2021 13:18

I can virtually see the contents of Ollie's stomach there! Grin Had it not been for him having no teeth, he could star in posters for dentists, with a speech bubble saying, "Kids, this is what it means to open wide."
Nemo and his siblings look fascinated by something in the garden, TheLongRider.

QueenPaw · 08/04/2021 16:37

It's so tiring being a little black toothless cat Grin
He's currently horrified because there is a cat across the road that isn't paws

coastergirl · 08/04/2021 19:57

"Had it not been for him having no teeth, he could star in posters for dentists"

This made me laugh so much!

QueenPaw · 08/04/2021 20:32

He's very insulted and would like to remind everyone he has ONE tooth thank you very much GrinGrin
Maybe a "this is what will happen if you eat too much custard"

Papergirl1968 · 08/04/2021 20:50

We love you really, Ollie. You are a one toothed wonder!

peak2021 · 08/04/2021 21:29

@coastergirl first cat our family ever had loved Rainbow. We don't know a song about that though.

Supersimkin2 · 09/04/2021 08:43

Who needs teeth when you’ve got the world at your feet? We love you darling Ollie.

QueenPaw · 09/04/2021 16:49

Ollie has a new MA bush. It's across the road, and there is grass with a nice hedge boundary to spy on people. AND the broken for sale sign to sit on and keep his bum dry from the wet grass Hmm

TheLongRider · 09/04/2021 17:18

Ollie's going to need a little pedestrian (cat) crossing outside your door. There's a homemade "Warning! Cat crossing" sign with a picture of a black cat on it a couple of miles from me. I'll try and get a photo next time I'm up there.

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