Bloody pampered cat

[Soubriquet]

I’m currently laid in bed chilling and watching tv

Toots has come in, gotten under the duvet, laid on my belly and chest and is just fast asleep in the warmth

Wish I could take a picture but it’s too close for a decent one and I don’t want to shift her

Surely it's you, the slave, being pampered by the presence of your cat sleeping on you?

Well yes I suppose I could look at it like that.

She’s recently been sleeping in bed with my OH instead of me (we sleep separately) so maybe I should look at it as an honour

My feline overloards are the actual owners of my house, apparently. They just allow me to live here as long as I tend to their every need.

Kloppy's terrible for this; he snuggles when I'm sitting up in bed in the morning drinking my coffee and reading the news MN When I declare 'I HAVE to get up now!' he turns his cute little face to me, smiles and starts purring really loudly

He's going to get a shock next week when I go back to work

I risk making myself late for work as Cheddar usually demands to be picked up
And cuddled when I'm trying to get dressed. It's fine when she'll be put down. But sometimes she will not. Quite difficult to get Dressed and hold cat at the same time.

You are honoured to have a floof so relaxed and napping on you, don't even think about moving, not even to pee!