my cat is weirder than your cat...

[fucknuckle]

competitive weirdness please.

my boy’s favourite thing in the world is having his tail pulled. he reverses up to the sofa then does figure-eights so i can give his tail a good yank. for ages. he also eats my emery boards - he is obsessed.

is your cat weirder than mine?

My dd's dcats love water..

All of ours are weird! I love weird cats 😻

One insists on being allowed under the covers in bed but only if you're not wearing pyjamas. If you've got clothes on, he's not interested, but if you're nakey... Yes.

One sleeps inside the cardboard recycling bin, will HOWL outside the bathroom door if you don't let her in while you wee, drinks hot bathwater and absolutely loves to lick eyebrows if you let her get close enough.

One wees down the bath plughole when he's annoyed at us (no UTI, he's just a dick), is obsessed with pizza crusts and will fight you if you try and take them off him, and thinks if he puts his head under the garden table when it's raining it'll keep all of him dry, which means 99% of the time he comes in from the rain wringing wet from his neck backwards but a dry head.

All three of them are super weird if they're outside when you leave the house - they follow you down the street doing worried meows, getting more concerned sounding until you reach your car. They're not siblings, and I can't remember any of them ever seeing the other do it (they don't hang out together outside). So I've no idea why, because I've never had another cat do that!

Also, Google "Claude the cat Tiktok" to see a very weird little dude who likes being dragged along carpets.

Jazzy looks like he closed the club & crashed out.

thank you for sharing your furry weirdos! keep them coming...

oh, another one. the litter tray is in the bathroom and he has developed a habit of following me in and peeing while i pee, maintaining eye contact throughout.

unsettling.

Mine is crying to go outside. To lick the rain water off the metal bench

I think Ollie's got some stiff competition here ...

He knows the difference between the fridge and freezer door opening even though they sound to same for me- no matter if he's in the deepest sleep or watching telly he will run over to the freezer and sit patiently while He waits me for to throw him a pea. Then he plays with it then eats it.

He imitates us eating, hel watch us for a while then tilt his head and start faking chewing on fresh air

He loves watching me cook, when he was a kitten he used to cry really loudly when he couldn't see what I was doing so I had to use a sling so he could sit in my arms and watch

He also follows us everywhere. When I'm upstairs and DH is downstairs hel sit on the stairs. He follows us into the bathroom and cries if you shut the door. He loves being carried in the crook of your arm like a baby- he's jsut adorable