Last night we had a lovely roast beef dinner
Had about half a joint left, so dh left it on top of the fridge to cool, naively thinking the cat couldn’t get up there.
Well...she can..and did.
He just heard a loud noise and came into the kitchen to find the cat on the floor chomping on some beef 

She gets to have it tonight for her tea. Well, her and the dogs
Dh is less than impressed