Anyone remember that thread, where the OP's toddler had been asked how he wanted his pear, and he wanted it 'cutted up', then went into an absolute screaming hissy fit because she had, indeed, cut it up?
Well, Spongecat has a variation on that, kind of. Please make me feel better with your versions. Despite having a quite expensive cave house, she insists on sitting on top of it, squashing the beejaysus out of it. So, I unsquash it, bash it back into shape, and she does it again. Rinse and repeat. So I tried to think like a cat. Cat house is by the radiator. So I put a cushion by the radiator, with speshul blankie from the cat house (has paw prints). Cat says no, and goes back to squashing cat house, which is now about a yard further from the radiator. The other day she was so intent on being on it, despite knocking a shrink wrapped copy of the Radio Times on top of it, she was sleeping on the magazine on squashed house. So yesterday I decided to have another Unsquash, when Spongecat had left it for a bit. I was mid-pummel when she returned, and leapt on it. We had a comedy few seconds as I tried to lift her off it to finish the job, and she clung on for dear life like a cartoon cat on Tom and Jerry. Most unimpressed. Although the house is currently unsquashed, and she has slept in, and presumably been much warmer in our not very warm house, I am not expecting this to last. Later this morning it will have been 24 hrs, which will be a record, if we make it. What does yours do, that is absolutely batshit?