How can a tiny little cat weigh so much?

[purrswhileheeats]

Dcat3 is the tiniest little ragamuffin ever and yet here I am with numb legs - she hasn't moved for over three hours, not even to do the obligatory full body cat stretch

I need a wee and alcohol, send help!

You need someone to rattle the treat packet in another room.

I can't, I'm single! Under normal circumstances I'd call a friend or neighbour for assistance but in full lockdown here 😅

Christ, she's still here and now feels like a ton weight.. If I stop posting I may have thrombosis

The life of a cat slave is not an easy one

I need to do the 'hug and roll' move here.... wish me luck...

It worked, I'm free!!

If you put a fleece on your lap you can just slide them off.

🤣🤣 Snorg weighs 4.5kg but sounds like a heard of elephants, when she's in the move.

Baxter weighs 6kg, he's like a dead weight and loves sleeping on my legs!

Ours was 6.5kg, I woke up with him on my chest once and thought I was having a heart attack.

Their always so offended if you move them though.

Just going to leave this here...