Boycat isn't a Burmese, but he's incredibly needy. When I wake up, I'm allowed to go to the loo and by the time I'm back in my bedroom he's on the bed waiting for his cuddle - by cuddle I mean full on lying down snuggled in to me, with my head on his flank, one hand buried in belly floof, and the other hand fondling face/ears. Must last at least 15-20 mins, and often a re-run requested after I've got up properly & dressed etc.
I am permitted to feed them & have a mug of tea reading emails & MN, then have to sit next to him on the sofa for more fussing. The sofa cuddles will be requested at least 3-4 times during the day, with the most pathetic little prrp noise or sometimes even the quietest meow ever. If I go upstairs to the loo and the cats are on the bed, I am expected to detour via them for more fussing.
Evenings if he isn't asleep, I'm expected to do sofa cuddles all evening. However Girlcat them decides she wants HER version so my time has to be shared. Then bedtime fuss downstairs, Dreamies routine upstairs, they wander off, wait until I'm under the duvet, then he appears by suddenly leaping on the bed so I have to crawl out & repeat the morning cuddle.
Me, ruled by my cats and under the paw? How could you suggest such a thing! 