My 5 month old kitten was spayed today. She was fuming at life when I got her home. Duly took her to my room - all prepared for her recovery. She immediately began to groom herself to the point she was soaking wet. As per the vet - I put her cone on as sha had started to focus on grooming the wound after she had fully drenched herself elsewhere 
. She went crazy at the conr. As to be expected... she is a kitten. And a bit of a nutty one at that! Nonetheless I persevered in calming techniques, using the calming spray etc. Nothing calmed that dipshit down! She was leaping in the air like a demented acrobat. I ended up removing it, and sitting in the room for 3 fucking hours to keep her off the wound.
When she finally settled, I went off for my (very late dinner).
I have just come back upstairs 2 hours later and she is wearing the fucking cone. She took it out the bloody bag, and has succeeded in putting it on her own head, the correct fucking way.
She is also fuming.
What a twerp!