So......woke up this morning on my day off very very early, I could smell something unpleasant.
Yup 19 year old cat had trod in poo again and walked over ALL THREE beds leaving a trail of shitty paw prints behind.
That was the last straw, I hate duvet covers, I am going to buy three coverless duvets and hang the expense.
They squich down even the king size ones to fit in an ordinary washing machine and dry in a couple of hours. My friend has them and says they are the best thing ever - no more duvet cover wrangling.