Cats and MMA

[purrswhileheeats]

This evening my boycats have done:

Judo
Wing Chun (with sound effects)
Bare knuckle boxing
Some kind of UFC championship final showdown

In the red corner we have Kloppy - 14 months old, 8lb of solid muscle and fighting fit.
In the blue corner we have Woody - 3 years old, 7lb of lankiness and head in the clouds.

Place your bets now

Match 2 on the card

Grumble in the Southside

Red Corner: Hobbes 5.5kg of solid stripey tabby. Undefeated in 40 bouts. Southpaw. Would identify as Tyson Fury with associated personal issues.

Blue Corner: Nemo 1.3kg, bantamweight. The Carlow Cannibal. Nips, yelps and is fond of using his backpaws. Signature move is the flying kitten leap.

They both like using the back of the sofa to leap into their opponent from a height.