Who would play your cat in their biopic?

[TheLongRider]

Inspired by a post on another thread, which actor would personify your cat in the biopic of their life?

Girlcat - Dame Maggie Smith in Downton Abbey mode.

Black and white Boycat 1 - Ian McShane, a bit dashing in his younger days but could play a thug too.

Grey BoyCat 2 - Rupert Everett, slightly camp, quite smart.

Tabby Boycat 3 - Ross Kemp, bit of a geezer but loves his mum.

Girl Cat - Kathy Burke

Lordy no idea - don't know of any actors thick enough to play Boycat! Girlcat would have to be someone with beauty, brains and steel.

Johnny Vegas!

One of mine would have to be Heath Ledger in Joker's mode 😂

@Allergictoironing
Girlcat - Honor Blackman
Boycat - Harold Lloyd

Boycat is very handsome, so not really Harold Lloyd. He makes me think of the Californian beach guys, all good looks, muscles & no brains!

Going with the Bond Girl theme, maybe Diana Rigg for Girlcat? Will never forget her Medea, she was amazing in that.

Lord Grantham. He’s a gentleman, polite, loves gentle women.

Mine is sadly no longer with me but 100% would be played by Alan Rickman.

I thought about Diana Rigg for Girlcat. Avengers era though, catsuit and all.

Channing Tatum in Magic Mike? A young version of Brendan Fraser?

Boycat - Tom Cruise he's tiny and bit of a tit
Girlcat - Rosalind Knight (as Horrible Grandma in Friday night dinner).

Girlcat Helena Bonham Carter. Completly manic and crazy.
Also when she plays with boy rabbit she's like her in Harry Potter.

Boycat Hugh Laurie as the Prince Regent in Blackadder. Regal and flamboyantly handsome but not terribly bright.

Girl cat: the girl who plants Maeve Whilley in Sex Education. Incredibly pretty, but spiky exterior. Sensitive and loving under the surface.

Snorg would be Lord Grantham. Lovely, kind and loyal but not the brightest.
Not sure about Cheddar!

The actress who played Moaning Myrtle in the Harry Potter films. Everyone thinks she is a kitten.

My sadly departed Charlie, some sort of diva, Charlie could sulk like no other cat, and he did it with his back to you so you knew about it.

Anthony Hopkins - as Hannibal Lector.

I think TC would have to be played by Terry Thomas.

Sybil - Marilyn Monroe, due to the walk in 'Some Like it Hot'

Still considering the others

Characters, rather than actors.
Lord Fur One: Sebastian Flyte, Brideshead Revisited
Lord Brawl Two: Tony Montana, Scarface

Big sister Villanelle. So beautiful, loving, elegant, but also a cold blooded killer
Little sister Judy Dench as ‘M’ gentle exterior hiding a ruthless streak

David Tennant would play ours.

Excellent thread by the way.

My last cat would have been played by Scarlett Johansson.

@Toddlerteaplease - Cheddar could also be played by Judi Dench as Queen Elizabeth I. Commanding, imperious.

Or how about Helen Mirren?

Hmm, no that would be the late Fatty. She was a bossy diva.
Cheddar would be Mr Tumble. Friendly, enthusiastic and over the top!

My cat would be played by Margot Robbie - young and fun

For the one next to me right at this moment, Bette Davis in her Baby Jane days....