I suppose he’s mine then?

[EachandEveryone]

Well he seems to be he sleeps over four nights a week and eats me out of house and home. Sometimes I find him having a threesome with my girls. In my bed. When he’s been away a couple of days he comes back stinking of other cats.Other times they beat him and he just plays dead. I’m always bloody wet when he’s near me I can’t remember having a cup of tea or or glass of wine without him making me spill it. He’s forever doing this thing of pushing his wet nose under my arm pit he doesn’t give me a minutes peace. Thank goodness he doesn’t sleep with me. He’s found his favourite position, see enclosed

It's his clumsy thumbs. I think you're right - he's your boy now. Does he have a name to go with Daphne and Dolly? I'm thinking something country and western would suit him! Kenny, Johnny, Garth...

We've found that three cats work well together, there's always two together and one having some time apart.

He's gorgeous 😻

Have you actively tried to check he doesn’t have an owner?

Sorry, I think the correct way to think of it is You are His!

He’s very lovely, but I’d be tempted to take him to a vets to see if he has a microchip - there may be a very worried owner out there wondering where he’s disappearing to x

Oh Each, of course he's yours. His choice, too. He luffs you.

Three is a very lucky number.

He's not yours till you have done the usual things, paper collar, facebook, chip check.
Is he unkempt or underweight? He may be taking you for a fool but you cant just take him

No. He's not yours and you shouldn't feed him. You wouldn't just take someone else's dog so why a cat? Find the owner and ask to adopt.

Aw no. Sorry this was the ginger boy stray from outside. We have a problem with people moving and leaving unneutered cats in this part of London. TCN sorted him out when he came to me with his face all bleeding from an abcess, it was really bad and he mustve been in agony. He had his bits done then. I wont kidnap him I cant afford it. Hes always been shy and quite cowardly but he started to come into my flat every day. The fool cant work out how to get into the flap but can get out. Hes like clockwork. Appears at 1400 for a late lunch then sleeps on the bed with the girls *non touching. Gets up at 5 for his tea then goes back to sleep on the sofa til 5am when he wakes me to go out and comes back at 1400. Now twice a week he goes somewhere. Its weird.

Daphne slaps him once a day. Dolly isnt bothered about anyone but herself. She ignores all people and cats.

The neighbours have always called him ginger. My sister thinks Wullie but i havent got a Scottish accent.

He loves me but is terrified of anyone else.

In that case he is yours and a very lucky boy. Well done

This has really cheered me up, thank you!

He knows he's onto a good thing! Maybe he likes to hang our with his old mates twice a week to show he is still a tough guy. Looks like you have cat number 3. Roger (as in the lodger)

I think he looks like a Hank. He's gorgeous and obviously all yours.

Tbh its nice having one that can go outside for hours on end because im not in abig flat. I dont worry about him in that way. Also hes not a fussy eater which is a dream.