Hello mumsnet! My mummy is althoughing me to post via her account, I'd like to spread some joy today maybes just make you laugh? If you've had a shitty day? My name is Zeus iam a red tabby maine-coon kitten who is already 8 months old and apparently mummy says I'm a big boy? Mummy keeps me as a house cat so I dont get kidnapped or hurt because I have a tendency to be clumsy! Mummy has me on a raw diet special for my tum tum but I prefer my dog slaves kibble! And cat sisters sainsbury's kibble but it makes me pass wind terribly in only mummy's face and I end up being bathed weekly to get the poop out. My child slave has cerebral palsy and is learning makaton to communicate but I'm so clever I've learned to say more ease and feed me with my big paws!!!! I love bedtime where I lie face to face with my human mummy and I cup her face with my paws and press my mouth against her, hows everyone's day been good or bad? Do you humans have and cats or dogs like me? Love zeus