I’ve just asked my cat

[everyrosehasathorn]

...if she wants to be referred to as my pet or companion. Her reply - she licked her bum hole and yawned in my face. Not sure what to make of that response

It because you worded it wrong you are her SERVANT, not companion and/or equal!

Ah ok that’s where I have been going wrong. She’s on her cat tree so I have just knelt before her and apologised. My exact words were “Forgive me Your Majesty I did not mean to cause any offence. I am and will forever be your humble servant” She swiped some of my hair into her mouth and is now chewing on it. I guess I’ve been forgiven.

That is hilarious. I can't believe you even had to ask the question!

Love her response. I'll have to see what mine think on the subject. Think I know the answer...

@Want2beme your kitty looks very regal there. A proper throne is required!

I refer to Ashycat as my furry flatmate.

Fortunately, most flatmates don't just wander into your bedroom in the middle of the night and crash into your bed....

Or lie between your thighs!!