Who does this ?

[Namethecat]

Dh and I are currently sat on the sofa. He wants to get up to make a cup of tea , and I'm desperate for a wee.
We are not getting up because our cat is having a snooze between us .
This is not an unusual occurrence ! 😂

'I can't get up, i've got a cat on me' is a perfectly valid excuse in our house

In our house it is called being catted, and a valid excuse for doing nothing.

It’s ‘Rule Number One’ in our house; don’t disturb the cat.

Here it's called 'being incapussitated'.

Or feline paralysis.

Just managed to drag myself upright after around 2 hours of being sat on by Girlcat. She's only started doing this in the last month or so, so there's no way am I going to discourage her. Trouble is, I was in one position for too long & my arthritis is killing me!

It's called cat stuck here and I currently am. Find it helps with my diet - stops me wandering to kitchen for a snack.

It's the reason I get a text from DD Mum can you bring me some tea , I'm being Sat On

Cheddar just sat on my chest while I was FaceTiming, I did not move when I was asked to show off my new earphones, as they were in my bag in the hall. Cheddar was looking way to cute!

Ha! Incapussitated! That's exactly what it is!

I wish our new cat - rescue, ex-stray - would sit on our laps

I put a Facebook post out "if anyone wants me I'm under the cat" complete with cat on lap pic it rarely happens so I like to tell people

Here it's called 'being incapussitated'.

That's brilliant!

We call it "diplocatic immunity"

Cat lord currently on my feet

Said cat lord

The perfect excuse not to move
Our rescue (not a stray but very timid) took a while to come around to lap sitting, give it time!

Wow little he is very handsome. A true Lord