A Christmas ode to my my furry buggers Laydee and Marmite.
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Was the sound of a cat crunching down on a mouse.
The turkeys defrosting, they know where it is
Cos I keep finding Laydee sat right by the fridge
Marmites been a-heaving, thrown up in the hall
My gift from her this year? A steaming hairball
They've sat on the wrapping, run off with the bows
Got tangled in sticky tape which bought forth much woes
They're full up on tuna and pilchards in sauce
They're still feigning hunger and show no remorse
They've ignored pricey cat beds and asleep on my yarn
You'd think they'd been born and brought up in a barn
I've run out of things now to add to this Rhyme
So to all, MERRY CHRISTMAS! Have a fantastic time!!!