Which one is guilty

[Thehagonthehill]

Suspects
Norman,mostly lives outside and will eat anything .
Or
Fleur,mostly and indoor cat this time of year.Will try and lick plates clean given half a chance .
Crime,my sausage was stolen.I was only out of the kitchen 5minutes,my sausage has disappeared and they are both curled up.
Neither look guilty bet there is no sausage eating fairy in the house.
Which one do you think?

Norman is the black and white one.

Norman is masking his sausage breath with his tail.

Ooh, sorry wrong Cat name!

Both.
They both did it.
It's like Murder On The Orient Express, everyone is in on it.

Mine are often in cahoots with each other over food, eventhough they pretend not to like each other.

Mine hate each other,can't see them sharing a sausage.
I'm on a diet so that was a treat.I got tuna out and they are still feigning sleep which is suspicious!

You are very unreasonable to suggest it was either of those angelic looking innocent felines. It was clearly an interloper.

Norman is purring as he sleeps

If it was summer and the doors open I would consider an interloper as they are completely useless at defending their territory.
However it is raining and blowing a hooley out there so we are snuggly locked down.

Fleur.

She knows she’ll be forgiven anyway so why make a fuss? 🤐

Could be,she hasn't moved!
That's the last time I accidentally drop a morsel of chicken on the floor for her!

Well obviously it was you op. Trying to blame the innocent is quite frankly disgusting.....
Your resignation is now due..

At least it was only a sausage, next doors cat appeared on our doorstep one lunchtime carrying a whole cooked chicken breast, we never did find out whose lunch he'd snatched!

Hmm. Norman.

Agree with winter, OP you're the guilty one - both cats will tell you it couldn't have been them, so that leaves you especially as you were silly enough to leave it out to temptation!

Totally your fault, you probably ate it yourself and now are trying to blame the poor, innocent fluffets.

They're supporting you on your diet by removing treats / naughty food and donating it to needy kitties.

Neither - I went out today and saw a neighbourhood cat crouching furtively . As I got closer , I saw he had a cooked sausage

Cat looks nothing like either of yours but he does have form.
Once when I was driving to the house , he was sprawled out in the middle of the road ........I got out my car thinking the cat was dead ........!.

He got up and walked off , Bovvered ?

Yabu to have even thought it was your sausage. If one of them fancied it, obviously it was theirs to take in the first place.

I once saw a cat running down a pavement with what I thought was a strange gait. As it got closer I realised it was carrying a large joint of roast pork.

The mistake is all mine.I forgot that they rule this house!
70isalimit.Both of the cats do that or sit in the middle of the road so you have to drive around them while they like their paws.