Kitty Tinder

[Nonstopbuttmachine]

I'm Tabitha, just the wrong side of 10 I'm a fiesty and fun babe, I say what I like and like what I say 😜 Looking to meet a big, brooding hunk with NSOH who knows his place and appreciates the occasional smack around the head. Inbox me 😻😻😻

I'm Leaf, people say I look like Chris Hemsworth. I'm only a young lad and love older ladies. WLTM an older lady who'll make me purr.

Im Mal. Looking for someone who will draw me like a French girl.

Oh I'm swiping right at Chris Hams-worth. Send me a close up of your paw 🙈

Mal - you look a little intense. I can fix you up with my annoying bimbo sister Rosie 😘

Snorg is all ready taken by @PinkSparklyPussyCat's Harry. But cheddar is available, especially to another red cat who has been on here called Chester.

I'm BastardCat. Not fat, just big boned. Looking for a pussy who likes a challenge and sleeping.

I am Mia. Looking for someone to help clean the bits that I can‘t reach.

Harry only has eyes for his lovely Snorg!

I’m Socks

I’m looking for my intellectual equal. He must be prepared to hold an interesting conversation. The cat that these clueless humans bought me for company is sadly lacking in this area and just runs around in circles chasing her tail or she can be found chewing the furniture. Dogs need not apply, they are all idiots.

I’m Ivy

I want someone to play with. The other cat that lives here just stares disapprovingly at me. The humans don’t want to play at 5am which is my bestest, favouritest time for chasing games. Bonus points for any cat who brings food on the first date. I’ll warn you though - if you do anything I don’t like I’ll fart on you and I’m told my farts are lethal so don’t say I didn’t warn you!

I'm reggie, I like keeping fit and chasing birds all day. If you like a bit of muscle, I'm the one for you.

Ivy, do you like lizards? I'm a lo-carber and they is full of the proteen 🦎😋

Reggie... Ooft! Those wiskas tho 😻

I have never tried lizards. They look like fun though. Perhaps we could share one?

On second thoughts, I dont like to share. My food is mine, and so is that other cat’s. And the human’s. Do you like to share?

More of a lover than a fighter with impish grin (when not asleep) & luxurious long silky fur.

Soft as butter cushion sprawler seeks dynamic companion with go-getter personality & well developed prawn packet opening skills

I'm Pebs and looking for a lady. I'm still a baby of 8 months but would consider an older cat for the fun and friendship.