Cheddar is very confused...

[Toddlerteaplease]

As to why I am sitting in 'her' garden. I don't think I've ever sat outside since adopting her last year. She is completely perplexed, jumping on and off my knee and the table, and being very vocal.

Oh that little face!

Missing the point here completely but I love the colour of your toenails!

Thanks! It's Opi

Apparently she was confused as us not asked her permission to use her garden.

you'll be getting a "gift" left on your pillow or just at the side of your bed where you put your bare feet , bleary eyed at 5am.

(Just to remind you of the rules , Cat Consent and all that)

My DH is doing some garden clearance in readiness for our two going out. Tarot is practically folded up in the doorway at the french doors , plotting his demise for his chintziness.

She is the most ridiculously well behaved feline. They both are, so I can guarantee that there will be no gifts left!

Ollie supervises me when I go outside. Just to make sure I don't trash HIS garden. Or go anywhere I'm not allowed

What no gifts - ever ? Not even a dismembered moth?
My previous cat used to bring fieldmice (unscathed) sparrow-parts , (legs and the odd wing or head, she ate the soft underbelly) and a frog ! ...which I rescued unhurt.

You must've really got in Cheddar's Bad Books

I am anticipating many many 'presents' from my new cats

@70isaLimitNotaTarget mine has only ever brought me a leaf. He couldn't catch a cold and thinks insects/birds are "friends, not food, go to pets at home mama for food"

No, no presents ever. From any of them. They couldn't catch a cold. Not even a leaf!