Cats and doors, mine hates closed ones.

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If he sees a door that is closed he sits by it til someone opens it and then walks away. Why, it is just to test his cat-slaves?

Because cats are bastards that's why

Mines meows like the world is about to end, comes into the room and then meows to get out again.

He also knows how to open cupboard doors and likes to do so just for fun.

Cats really are little furry arseholes.

I had a cat who always mithered for the door to be opened. Having gone through the door, he immediately wanted to come back in again!

There's nowt as queer as cats.

He doesn't even meow, just sits and glares at the door until some one opens it then walks off, yesterday he walked in from the garden, saw the sitting room was shut, as soon as it was opened he walked back outside!