Cat Slave Wanted!

[DaisyAWhoops]

My former slave is a disgrace. She put a towel over my head and bundled me into a box before driving for hours to reach a destination that can only be described as torturous. Once there she dragged me out of the box and handed me over to another evil human who then proceeded to, and here I must advise those of a delicate nature to look away, shave and groom me!

I am disgusted with my Current Slave and have decided to terminate her contract with immediate effect. Slight issue as to who will provide biscuits, snuggles and kisses but my paw has been forced.

Any chance any of you lot want me?

Here's me ignoring the Bad Slave. Tabby cat not included as I don't want to bring him along.

Oh dear! Eventually you may be forgiven, but you will have to pay reparations in the form of Dreamies.

Gatsby says he would like a new slave too. The other day his mum didn't wake up when he wanted so he sat on her

Bad Slave has made a paltry offering of dreamies. I've eaten them but am willing to sulk until she opens the ham for Male Slave's lunch.

I reckon she will break soon.

oh bless you! But in your Bad Slaves defence, you do look rather lovely post your grooming visit. Play the guilt card and you'll be on ham, extra dreamies and snuggles for weeks (and dont let on that you feel much better when the sun comes out and you're not overheating!).

I'd say you can come and live with and the Toddler girls. They are extremely spoilt However Magic also has to have regular trips to the groomer. And her groomer baths her!

My cats are jet black so it will obviously my fault when its hot weather and they will feel the effects .

I will be a Good Cat Slave and make sure they have shade , fresh water and a wafty breeze (if they tolerate the fan)

I will not give them judgey looks because they choose to wear Real Fur , even though their Mum gave them the coats and told them to keep them because they haven't grown out of them (yet)

Ham has been given! All is forgiven!

The girls are disappointed you won't be coming to stay.

Oh dear, poor love. At least the tabby is pretending not to notice the disgrace.

The Tabby is embarrassed and does not want to look.

If we go away for a few days and bring in a cat sitter to feed them, play with them, maintain the litter box etc. we become slaves non grata for several days. No eye contact, no snuggles, etc. We become invisible until they forgive us.

Toddler is there ham? I might still come, Bad Slave is talking to Male Slave about me needing a bath due to some dry skin.
She gives me no peace!

I have ham and plenty of fluffy fleece blankets to snooze in. SnoreCat is scared of blankets and luxury, so there’s plenty here.

Slave Failure here

My female cat has just rolled elegantly off the chair using my (thankfully jegging clad ) leg to hook her claws into like tiny pointed crampons.
I had the audacity to "Ouch" and was rewarded with a look that would curdle milk still in the cow.

Dobby can I have the luxury and fleece blankets (not worried about ham)

@DaisyAWhoops
I will gladly go and buy some ham for you. Tell your spaces to try salmon oil for your dry skin.

Salmon oil? Where would my slave get that from please?

I used Nutrivet salmon oil. From zooplus. A few drops on their food and the difference is amazing in just a couple of days.