Why can't I eat human food?

[Toddlerteaplease]

It's so much better than boring cat food. I mean, would you want to eat the same thing everyday? My human says its bad for me. But I really love pasta and ikea meatballs and my sister loves baked beans. It's not fair.
Cheddar
Xxx

My dcatslave is well trained, she cooks my veg just how I like it...

Our useless human keeps offering us rubbish like baked fish and roast chicken, when we know perfectly well there's half a pack of Asda own brand re-formed chicken slices chilling in her fridge which is MUCH nicer than that freshly roast warm muck she offered us tonight.

We really don't understand why she has to eat such rubbish, when she's got plenty of sachets of proper food like Felix AGAIL and yummy Royal Canin Indoor Cat kibbles, we could cope with sharing it with her

Linton & Lassa (AKA Boycat and Girlcat)

Cool Doritos anyone? My human dropped one the other day & it was amazing! So much so that I jumped up & knocked the whole bag on the floor whilst the human wasn't looking.....I was super smug with my lunch that day!

I have the same problem. Mom won't let me have any of her food. Not even if she has a peanut butter sandwich.

Biggie: What's this? I can't believe my Daddy EATS this. I'm not sure what it is.

Jayda and/or Gatsby comes along and eats Biggie's portion