The little shit hasn't come home again

[Normaknowall]

The other problem is I have to leave a window open to the garden for His Catness so can't really sleep, every creak is either him or a burglar. DP somewhat pissed off, it's every time he has to get up earlier than usual the cat does a disappearing act for days. You'd think I'd be used to it but here I am trying to read a book, listening for the cat - as he does also like to come in and yowl at DP to let him know he's home...

He’s probably watching at a distance, waiting for you to feel at your most guilty...bad cat!

Just rolled in after 24 hr absence, carrying a mouse like a fecking kitty kebab. Then plopped himself on the bed. Male animals....

My little horror has just graced us with her presence!
Can you shake the biscuits? Mine comes from 3 miles away at the sound of the crunchies

Aww cross post ! Glad he's back little devil lol

He knew you were talking about him and he finally had an audience! The mouse was just a token to offer to you as a loyal subject

Tin shaking doesn't seem to motivate him, it's on his own damn time!

The mouse is DEFFO not for me, it is his late night snack, which he carries into the bathroom to "play" with and then noisily consumes.

I am graciously allowed to clean up any unwanted organs. If not, DP invariably steps on the remains in his bleary eyed morning progress.
Sigh.

Why don't you have a catflap fitted for him? Sounds like it would be better for all concerned.

That is a What? Look he’s giving you. He’s a beautiful boy.

Cat flap is the solution. Then he can come and go as he pleases

Kitty kebab.

He isn't slurping from a can of lager and watching Jeremy Kyle is he?

MrsA 😄not yet, but the evening is young....he does get onto bed expecting a cuddle after rolling in with his "snack" though.....

Doing anything to the windows is not an option unfortunately, otherwise I would get a catflap like a shot. He does tend to roll in about 10-11pm so we're usually about.