How on earth does such a sweet little cat...

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Produce so much poo and such horrendous smells. And could you please learn to bury your poo. It would at least help with the smell. Looking at you Cheddar!

I’m sorry but that is not a sweet little cat.

He is clearly set for world domination and is probably responsible for everything Russia and China have been accused of over the past 2 years.

Aww she's a lovely cat!

@Pengrin be careful. Cheddar has a big fan club on the litter tray!

I guarantee Cheddar will be revealed as the brains behind all fake news scandals.

The poo contains new nuclear chemicals she has been concocting too.

Maybe I’m just projecting my own evil genius cat, Nigel, on to Cheddar. He brought thistles into my bedroom and somehow laid them perfectly in the spot where my feet land when I get out of bed in the morning.

Bury his poo? With those delicate floofs?

Hmm,@Pengrin you might be right. Though Persians are not renowned for their brains. But maybe that's what they want us to think!

Ha I'm just home after a CP shift and was thinking the same about some of those cats. Oh and one of them farted in my face today.
There was also another male (neutered 2 days ago) stinking the centre out. If ever people need a reason to neuter well that smell is it!