Matthew is set for world domination!

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According to several posters on the latest 'show us your pets' thread in chat.

So here's my little furdictator... He's getting some sliced turkey for lunch, but don't tell him, it's a secret ;)

He heard me typing the word Turkey...

Who's that on the cushion in the first picture?

Matthew does look quite...alert.

That is his brother Jeffrey, who we sadly lost last week.

Sorry to hear that. Hope you're all bearing up okay.
Has turkey been consumed yet?

Thank you, we miss him very much.
Turkey vanished within 20 seconds. Matthew is desperately trying to look like a very thin cat that needs more food...

this is wonderful!

I’m sure Matthew is a thoroughly nice chap but I’d be afraid to walk past him in a dark alley for fear of him either robbing me or using his mind control powers to recruit me in his quest for world domination.

Very sorry to hear about Jeffrey

Oh lordy, is he sucking his sides in and making his eyes MASSIVE? I have one of those. Apparently the food I put down earlier is 'faulty' and she is in a state of exhaustion owing to not having any chicken.

Lol, it's such a haaaaaaard life for them, isn't it?!