Cheddar, free to a good home.

[Toddlerteaplease]

Joking before I get flamed!! Finished nights this morning. Madam decided that I don' t need sleep, and woke me at 10.30 abs again at 11.00 demanding fuss and making biscuits. She refused to sit still so I couldn't get black to sleep. Good job she's gorgeous!

Good to hear from you OP, she hasn't murdered you!

I didn't read the topic line and thought you were giving away cheese. Gorgeous cat though 😍

I’ll have her! How beautiful!

Sod going to Cornwall, I'm on my way to get her!

Cheese gorgeous
;)

You can have mine if you like. Took his vets 'cone of shame' off last night. Had it on 10 days.

He did a piddle in the other cat's bed, shat on the stairs and then spent 3-5am trying to break into our bedroom.

ungrateful wretch

Just had to wipe her bum. You are all welcome to her. Form an orderly queue!! (I love her really)

Really we must insist that we take her right now op, don't let her convince you that you are only joking, she can be picked up asap

I was a little bit worried, then .

She's lovely.

Harry says if it was his Snorg he'd be fetching my car keys!

Snorg is far to much of an angel!

Although after this afternoons £50 bill for conjunctivitis. She may be available just for Harry.

GIVE ME THE FROMAGE CAT AND NOBODY GETS HURT

I just laughed out loud at that.

Swan oh god they do do that don't they??

Mine went and smashed antique China, shat everywhere, and then died on me unexpectedly. I was so hurt and bewildered it was unreal. She was still a beautiful little beast.

Anyway sounds like Cheddar has several takers...

Well I'm amazed. Just had to capture Snorg to give her her eyedrops. And cheddar did not like it at all. She jumped onto the sofa to see what was going on.

Telling me to get off her I think!

Another cat free to good home here as he thinks 5am is time to get up!

Mine’s currently trying to break into my bedroom (paw under the door) but I can’t let them in because dh is still asleep - lucky sod.

Mind you, the cat is much cuter than dh so maybe I will open the door after all ...

Another volunteer to have Cheddar! Her face in the 3rd photo in your OP is fantastic.

I miss my boy. We're back from holiday tomorrow so will be going to pick up DangerCat from the cattery! I'm so excited to see his stupid face. Though I'm sure I'll get the cold shoulder for a while for putting him in cat purgatory.

I'm waiting to see if she lets you go to Mass this Sunday!

I got to sleep at 1am and the little madam was kneading me at 4. Which would be fine except her claws need clipping.
Be warned anyone who wants her, the odours emanating from her backside are a little strong! A trip to PAH is urgently needed to get some sensitive food!

Oh dear! Have her anal glands been emptied recently?

It's the smell of the poo. It would be fine if she buried it. She faffs around in the tray for ages but doesn't actually bury it. She projectile vomits with persian food. So I think she's a bit sensitive.

Leroy has Royal Canin Sensitive and it's made a huge difference to his ermmm... odours. Not least because it doesn't stick to his furry bloomers very often any more!

He's another one who spends ages faffing around in the tray but never actually managing to cover it 🙄.

And as to why he has to have me there with him when he goes is anyone's guess!