Tomorrow the fat, unfaithful ginger one will have to leave Thelma's chaise longue, where he is hand fed lamb shank(!!!!!), to head for the vets, prior to his biannual fatgit shave on Friday.
Before and after photos to follow 
I do hate having to do this but seeing as he won't let any of his women groom him, it is sadly a necessity as his undercoat is matted to hell!