Feline paralysis

[Toddlerteaplease]

My legs are going to sleep. I really need to move. But this handsome feline is fast asleep on my knee. Please sent tea!!

Oh God, I was worried something was wrong of the girls! He is a gorgeous cat, no wonder you can’t move, how could you disturb him?!

YES I want to go to the shop. If I tentatively attempt to stir 2 mournful, sad cat eyes look at me in reproach :(

I'd post a tea to you if I could move myself

We slide fluffy cat off our laps saying “it’s the same, slightly different but the SAME”, cat always flounces off.

The girls are fine, Pink, though if just found a sore on Fatty's neck. So I'll pop her along to the vets tomorrow to get it checked. Looks like she's been scratching it. But not sure why.

He says he is a very gorgeous cat. The most handsomest cat he's ever met!

I’m envious I want a lap cat. Mine only comes on top of me in the middle of the night

Mine only comes on top of me when I want to move...she has a sixth sense

Dcat sleeps on a blanket on my knee, no matter how gently we pick up the blanket and slide it on to the sofa to avoid disturbing her she still looks daggers at us and stomps off! She is the only cat I know that stomps, I'm sure she would slam doors if she could.

My two rarely sit still for more than ten minutes. Snorg will sit next to me but never on me. Fatty will happily curl up for a bit on my knee.