Pixie the terrorist cat

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Pixie looks very cute and adorable. Inside she is a tiny terrorist who spends her days ambushing the other cats and her humans.

Her misdemeanours since moving in with us in November include but are not restricted to:

Putting her paw through the feed hole in the fish tank trying to catch a fish.
Falling off the fish tank most nights.
Climbing on top of the bedroom door at 3am, then jumping down to scatter everything off the dressing table onto the floor walking us all up.
Clawing at the wardrobe doors at 2am to find Narnia.
Stealing the sandwiches I'd made for DD2's lunch and running round the room with the bag in her mouth refusing to give it back.
Trying to drink washing up water.

This morning she tried to walk on the ice on our fish pond. It wasn't thick enough and her back legs went through. I have never seen a cat move so fast.

She is an absolute lunatic. She is currently crashing about in a kitchen cupboard.

Who wants a boring, normal cat eh? 😂

We have five other cats who normally spend their days snoozing, eating, snoozing and possibly walking from one warm spot to another.

Then this little explosion of fur came into the house and they haven't had any peace since.

She literally doesn't care, she chases all of them. Bella is the only one who actively plays with her and they are fab to watch, so funny.

They go haring round the house like small elephants and hide in cupboards to jump out on each other.

But Pixie is just mad. Completely mad.

She sounds awsome!

We have an innocent looking kitten too...she hadn't been in the house 5 minuteS before she got her neme - Asbo

Asbo is a fab name!!

Pixie was definitely misnamed. She should have been called Trouble. or Get off the fucking worktop.

Look at them eyes. The eyes of a crazy cat!

Mine is also a complete and utter nutter. She acts like a dog. She gets all over excited, bolts up the side of the sofa and slaps (yes slaps, with an unclawed pad) you in the face and runs away waiting to get chased. She also hides behind corners and doorways and leaps out and slaps you on the legs so you have to chase her.

She brings home cuddly toys instead of mice. Christ knows where she gets them but they're usually dirty so I assume left in children's gardens.

Despite being tiny she will never run from a dog running at her. She just stands her ground.

She will be eaten one day, I know it 😢

Dumb, psychotic critter. I love her so.

I also have an Asbo worthy kitten, although she's almost 2 now. Shortly after her coming to live with us she destroyed DH's games console by chewing through the wires at the back, she's lucky she's not kitty toast. She's also ripped off wallpaper, chewed DD's toys and terrorised the older cat. She calmed down a lot when she started getting outside once her spay was done but she certainly lives up to the naughty tortie reputation.

Look at that little face! That combination of innocence and devilment!

She's gorgeous and looks like butter wouldn't melt...

She's so cute! We also have a terrorist cat, her hobbies include:
jumping from one couch arm to the other with her claws extended to maximise the damage caused, climbing on my head and trying to remove the bobble from my hair between the hours of 3 and 5am, particularly if I am working in the morning, and playing with the toilet roll as though she is an andrex puppy, even when said toilet roll is currently being used!

Pixie saw snow for the first time today. She is not impressed at all.

I have found our laser light and she has been haring about like a lunatic burning off energy chasing the magic dot.

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