Why do cats insist on....

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Sitting on my head with their backsides either in my face or on my hair. I have no doubt that they have very fine backsides. But I'm happy to take their word for it, rather than have to have direct experience!

Ah yes. That's my Charlotte's favourite position. She particularly enjoys shoving her bum in the face of guests.

I once heard they like to stick their bum in your face to encourage you to lick it, like their mum used to do....

Ugh. That's grim. But probably true. I think I'll pass on that!