Arrgh-what shall I do?!

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TV about to go into standby mode, remote on other side of the room. Dcat asleep on my lap! What to do??

You have to sit there and contemplate DCat's beauty and how honoured you are to be cat staff. No other choice.

Enjoy the silence, broken only by occasional purring and cat-snores?

You don't seem to be very well trained - I learnt VERY early on that I have to keep the remote beside me at all times in case one of the furballs decides it's cuddle time. They don't actually sit ON me, just next to me, but getting up would disturb them so I need to keep at least one hand on the belly floof and use the other for the TV remote

Can't believe you have the gall to ask.
You stay till your employer is done laying on You

I really could do with a wee as well. I wouldn't mind but she was playing round my pillow at half four this morning determined to wake me up which she accomplished.

She generously woke you to give you extra time to revel in the glory of her company, and you're not grateful?! Some people...

I hope I've been doing your pelvic floor exercises!

I'd have a nap in your shoes.

Well I've just been reading the missing threads and having a bit of a cry so I'm embracing the moment. Hope all they all come home soon.

Tena lady is your friend! You'll be better prepared next time OP

Haha. Tough luck OP. You should know your own needs are nothing compared to the cat's. As yes, always make sure the remote control is in reach!

Snap. He's eyeing his own image on the iPad screen with suspicion.

Should have kept my mouth shut. I'm
Crossed legged on the sofa and fatty is sitting on my cushion on my lap. I'm getting pins and needles and my phone battery is low!