What has your cat destroyed?

[Littlemissindependent]

I'm hoping someone can better me! Bloody bloody Coco knocked my TV off the stand last night... picked it up to discover the screen is smashed and beyond all repair. I've only had it 10 months! Please, someone, make me feel better!

The stair carpet. Less than a year old, several actual HOLES in it. It's the older girl cat, who is a fluffy little thug and loves pushing things off any surface she can. However she is worth it.

Our little one got on the kitchen bench. When we tried to shoo him off, he knocked a bottle of red wine into the sink, it was open so it spilt out. In his frenzy, he dipped his tail in said red wine and flicked it over cupboards, walls and ceiling. The he stuck his claw in DH's neck when he tried to rinse his tail in the sink.
He also stuck his claw in my scalp at the vets once. She tried to burrito him. She hasn't made the same mistake again!

My big girl cat doesn't destroy things so much as claim them for her own. I have lost possession of shoes, tops, my childhood teddy bear and more inconveniently the spare bedroom (aka the princess room) where she will sleep and intimidate any guests that might try and sleep in her room.

My boy cat has destroyed several suitcases and once tipped paint all over the new kitchen table. My OH went mental at the cat paws that now decorate it. I think it adds character......

I should add that I am now completely under the paw.