I should be tidying the house

[RoastChickenDinner]

But the cat is asleep on my lap. So I'm just going to sit here.

Understandable and quite obvious it's not possible for you to get up.

Sadly the children aren't old enough to fetch me a cup of tea!

I've had DD asleep on my chest for the last hour, of course I can't do the hoovering!

Indeed Mama! Those are treasured moments. My DDs are too big to do that now, xx.

I have a ball of Siamese on my lap fast asleep. Which means I'm sitting in the dark and unable to reach the tv remote

Tough call Little!

Probably a good job the kids can't bring you a cuppa because then you'd need to move the car to have a wee and that is completely unacceptable!

Little
Rule one of living with a cat is to never sit down unless you can reach the TV remote.

I wanted a cup of tea
This face says no

And what about sleeping between 2 cats? One who sleeps on your feet, and screams if you so much move a toe. The other in a kitty coma, so much so, that you instinctively roll him over at the same time you do.

Bestest reason for a lie-in though.

Hol, that is just gorgeous!! PreciousPussGirl woke me up in the middle of the night last night in order that she could curl up under my chin - so I couldn't really be cross could I!