BULLIED

[NameSux]

Why am I on the cold tiled floor watching the laptop while the cat is stretched across the sofa purring and using my shoulder as a pillow? Hoe do I regain control?

Go sit on the sofa and shove the cat to one side!

Because the purr of a cat has the power of turning our mere human brains into gruel. Does cat also have their paws wrapped around the TV remote?

There is no hope...

You will never regain control.

Ha ha ha! Regain control? You've not been in control from the day that cat came into your house

Presumably you are keeping the laptop warm for when the cat wants to sit on that instead?